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When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.